Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Why Men Never Get Depressed




Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look..
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
 
No wonder men are happier.

4 comments:

  1. How about your groceries, house cleaning, and cooking are all perpetually done so you never run out of TP and your fridge is always stocked with the foods you love. Plus, you never have to plan the week's meals. You never have to resolve medical bills, or any bills for that matter, and your wardrobe is always maintained, from socks to suits, so you never have to worry about not having the right outfit. Oh, Ms. Wilde, don't get me started! ; )

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  2. You don't know how many times I've said some of these same things with my friends and fsmily. LOL I love it!

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